Text Box: "Sure, your patients have 50% fewer cavities.  Thatís because they have 50% fewer teeth."

Text Box: "Should we scare the opposition by announcing our mean height, or lull them by announcing our median height?"
Text Box: "Thatís the gist of what I want to say.    Now give me some statistics to base it on."















Text Box: When butt-covering is raised to an art form.
Text Box: Say-y-y, hereís a coincidence! 
This just happens to be the same time I spent on vacation.











Text Box: "He says weíve ruined his positive correlation between height and weight."